ground level: tell yourself you will no longer be hanging out with Negative Influence.
step one: hang out with Negative Influence.
step two: listen to NI share thoughts.
step three: witness yourself easily sway in judgment, due to NI’s uncanny ability to make you confuse the path of the righteous with that of the sidewalk to satan’s.
step four: as you attempt to sip your minty refresh tea from the coffee shop at two am, give NI the satisfaction of a bare cheek to kiss.
step five: relocate to beach.
step six: spend roughly 3 hours cuddling, listening to NI’s reasoning, and engaging actively in self-sympathy.
step seven: seeing as the willpower you clinging on to is rapidly dwindling, ponder obscene “what-if’s”.
step eight: tamper with semi-regretful behavior.
step nine: express particular desire.
step ten: as you re-enter reality, immediately recognize the ridiculous cloud you’ve been under.
final level: tumblr about it.
definitely using this as nannying inspirations :)
(Source: thingsorganizedneatly)
(Source: ballerinadiary, via healthy-and--happy)
cleaning up a mess isn’t as easy as making it.
Also to the great Pastoral Plains, and for Oregon:
Sojourning east a while longer, soon I travel toward you, to remain,
to teach robust American love;
For I know very well that I and robust love belong among you, inland,
and along the Western Sea;
For These States tend inland, and toward the Western Sea - and I will
also."
